Dear Thief

I hope that my Planet Bike superflash taillight helped you not get run over on your way home, because it sure made me nervous riding home without a light. Thank you for not taking the quick release seatpost and seat that it was attached to. (yes I know get a bolt already) And for leaving my headlight, which I usually take with me, although I never bother with the taillight figuring it is not a worthwhile steal. I wonder if my wheels would have vanished as well if I hadn't taken the time to run a cable through them. Or maybe you just needed a light. You probably (because I don't remember) now have two AAA rechargeable batteries now too.

Blinky blinky love,
Crazy biker chick